On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a silk blouse. Anyone else think she's resembling Leann Rimes? These days, Chelsea is a few drinks short of the singer's disastrous "How Do I Live" performance on The X Factor. Speaking of which, it doesn't hurt that the song pretty much sums up the brunette's feelings for her estranged husband. The lyrics ask, "If I had to live without you, what kind of life would that be?" Gloria, Jeffrey, and Anita would helpfully point out she would live a poor one. You know, since Adam "would take away everything real in [her] life." As Rimes croons, "Don't you know that you're everything," one can't help but think that yes, Adam is everything. "Her heart, her world, her soul." Sharon's, that is. Hope there was a prenup between Chelsea and Adam although who knows if this time, Sharon will get around to burning it.
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a blue satin blouse. As much as brothers Nick and Adam despise one another, they are growing more similar by the day. While Chelsea's husband is now the one busy vacillating between two women, her brother-in-law has taken it upon himself to disappoint dear old daddy when it comes to the family business. Another thing the two Newman men have in common? Protecting Sharon. Why don't they just go ahead and build a statue of her in the middle of town and get it over with already? That way, Chelsea can go back to her criminal roots and engage in some destruction of property. Or better yet, she can pull a Sharon and either burn it to the ground or steal it altogether. Hey, whatever works.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a blue printed dress. Unfortunately for her, these days she's pretty much channelling Kevin McCallister as she is spending more and more time Home Alone. With the way things are going for Chelsea, two "wet bandits" could amble in and kidnap her and Adam would hardly notice. She has managed to outwit her husband and his stowaway, much like Kevin outsmarted Marv and Harry, by figuring out that Sharon started the fire. Chelsea is even estranged from her family (of criminals) much like Marley is from his son and granddaughter in the film. While Kevin was thrilled to have the mansion to himself for the holidays (at least at first), Adam's wife seems to find all of the quality time with herself quite lonely. It looks like she may be foregoing the slapstick humor and going for a slap instead one day very soon.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a cutout sweater. Now that Jack has joined Adam's Fan Club, you would think the only other two members would be celebrating. Nope. Turns out Sharon is currently crazy (about Adam?) and Chelsea is getting her just desserts for toying with Billy and Victoria's marriage back in the day. Perhaps Adam's wife can comfort herself with a little bit of Alicia Keys. You know, "What goes around comes around." After all, wasn't she the one recently "Sittin' home alone/waiting for [him] 'til three o'clock in the morn." And then, "[He'd] always have some sorry excuse/Half explaining to [her]/Like [she's] just some kind of fool." There is no doubt Chelsea definitely feels threatened by Sharon which is why she tells her, "Don't play with me/don't play with me." How's that for "Karma?"
*Please note, I am pretty sure this is it just in a different color.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a burgundy leather jacket and an ombre scarf. Right about now, Chelsea is like a person reading Gone Girl- engrossed, confused, and trying to put all the pieces together. Of course, Chelsea is trying to decipher Adam's lies from truths and track his whereabouts while the engrossed reader is trying to figure out if the protagonist Nick killed his wife Amy. Perhaps it's time for Adam's new wife to scavenge for clues. She is sure to raise an eyebrow at what she finds just as the surprised reader can't turn the pages fast enough to see how the thrilling tale concludes.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a black sweetheart dress. Too bad a sweetheart is exactly what she's being during this difficult time, channeling her innocent little Charlie Bucket self she never knew she had. It is time for Chelsea to stop thinking all the inconsistencies are her "Pure Imagination" and realize life with her new husband Adam isn't all sweet. Sure, he can sugarcoat his lies until he turns a nice shade of Violet Beauregarde but ending the marriage may just be her golden ticket to happiness.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a teal dress with an open back. As she unknowingly jousts with the other only member of Adam's fan club for his attention, she is left rather dejected. Chelsea needs her husband now more than ever but it just so happens that so does Sharon. Adam rides off into the sunset to be Sharon's knight in shining armor, which is ironically something he once told the blond she didn't need in her life. Especially every time Nick tried to play the role. In this tale, only time will tell who will eventually win Adam's affections.
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a brown sweater. It truly is a miscarriage of justice that she loses Adam's baby in the car accident. Although some may say Karma is to blame for this particular tragedy, the two seem to have hit the breaks recently on their sinister ways and have done their fair share of repenting for their past misdeeds. Chelsea even gave the green light for the Abbots to raise baby John, proving people really can oil change. Only time will tell if when it comes to Summer, if she will go down the road of forgiveness.
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a navy silk dress. It is no secret she has a lot of free time on her hands these days. Chelsea should spend that time studying the video of that "One Time" Justin Bieber vomited on stage because now that she has "Somebody to Love" and another "Baby" on the way, is there really any better way to get prepared? Think about it, babies get sick at unexpected times and in the most inconvenient places. Just as long as she never ruins any of her pretty dresses, things will turn out fine. Well, "Never Say Never."
*Update 10/20/12: Wardrobe has informed me that Chelsea's leaf necklace is from a store called "Lustre" in the Los Angeles "Farmer's Market."
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a blue purple top. Remember when she was center stage trying to steal Billy from Victoria and arguing with Sharon over Adam? Sure, Chelsea is more likable nowadays but she is infinitely more boring ever since she's morphed into "a human prop" or "a baby incubator." For our purposes, she's a walking talking Mannequin. Meanwhile, Adam's company Tag and Grab (face it, the company may as well be called Prince & Company) is finally burgeoning and his father has risen from the grave. Admittedly, the witty whippersnapper may have enough drama going on for him and Chelsea combined. Together, the couple can overcome anything because after all, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Them Now."
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a strapless dress with buttons. Let's be frank, a urine soaked stick is just about the world's worst gift, especially when it comes in a box deceptively shaped like it contains jewelry. Chelsea telling her new husband Adam that she's pregnant is really not that surprising given the two were trying for a baby. The eyebrow raising part comes in when the camera pans out and there stands a fuming Sharon. These days, Adam's ex can't manage to give her own children give minutes of attention let alone run what is likely a Fortune 500 company. Meanwhile, Chelsea is busy giving Octomom a run for her money. Or Kate Gosselin for that matter, without the scary haircut. Adam sure knows how to pick himself some winners.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a wishbone necklace. Instead of a baby, perhaps she and Adam should focus on getting themselves a learned talking Jack Russell with extraordinary literary analysis skills. Just think, if Chelsea had Wishbone in her life, he wouldn't hesitate to point out how similar her new father-in-law's situation is with Homer's Odysseus in The Odyssey. King Victor has ventured far far away from his kingdom to the land of Los Angeles and will likely have a long journey ahead of him to return home. Along the way, he is likely to face a six headed monster and an evil sorceress who will threaten to turn him into a swine. Okay, not exactly but a bunch of drunk strangers at a bar can be just as scary. As can the paparazzi.
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a pink dolman blouse. These days, she seems to be quite lucky; she has a handsome new husband who treats her like a princess, a big mansion to lounge around in, and even a civil relationship with Victoria. Much like the wearer, this top also has it all: sequins, embroidery and gradient shades of pink. Those who want Chelsea to share the wealth are in luck. While she's not exactly doling out cash to her greedy parents, her blouse is definitely up for grabs. Not exactly diamonds but it does have a diamond print...
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a printed wrap dress. She attempts to put Victoria's mind at ease by extending an olive branch. Chelsea doesn't know, however, that after the day Victoria has had, she would probably prefer the olives if they came with a martini. Adam's new wife makes it clear that while baby John will have olive her love, he is and always will be an Abbott. Maybe now that the two women are on friendly terms, they will go out to lunch once in a while. Where should they go? Hint: It starts with "Olive" and ends with "Garden."
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a green floral dress. Now that she has talked to Adam and they have agreed to green light having a baby, they will probably have a newborn in no time. The good thing is that Chelsea recently gave birth to baby John so it's not like she will be a greenhorn. As for Sharon, she will definitely be green with envy. Maybe the grass isn't exactly greener on the other side for the blond Mrs. Newman who is no doubt regretting trading in Adam for his dear old dad.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a black dress with a stitch detail collar and belt. Looks like she may have more than grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup in the oven. As Chelsea admits to her new husband Adam she may be pregnant, one can't help but think she's quite the Fertile Myrtle. If she is indeed with child, not only would the baby be very close in age to his or her half-sibling John but it goes without saying that Victor's current flame would be livid. Wouldn't it be perfect if the couple's firstborn child was named after Sharon? Given the lovely blonde's marriage to Adam's father, this would make her the baby's step-grandmother. Odd, huh?
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a floral printed dress with a keyhole. As she brags about her recent Kansas wedding at Fenmore's to Sharon, you just know she is secretly wishing a tornado would come sweep the Wicked Witch out of Genoa City for good. At the very least, Chelsea would surely settle for her husband's ex-wife going into a long deep sleep courtesy of the poppy-like flowers on her dress. Unfortunately, Sharon's goal seems to be to step on as many Totos as possible and now that Adam is married, his new wife is number one on her list. Sharon's current train of thought? "I'll get you my pretty, and your little lipstick too."
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a blue maxi dress. You can bet your bottom dollar her greedy parents are trying to cash in on the gravy train now that she has married Adam. Chelsea knows the deadbeats are looking for a handout when they arrive under the pretense of celebrating her newlywed status. After she hears them put in their two cents, it is fairly obvious she would rather take a rain check. Now there's a penny for your thoughts.
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*Please Note: I cannot find a picture of the dress in Cloud/Royal Blue that she is wearing but it is available in that colorway as well as the Hot Pink/Orange on the website.
On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears a white lace top. Her groom called her a fuzzy cat on their wedding day so it makes perfect sense that on their honeymoon, there's a mouse on the loose. Chelsea is hardly quiet as a mouse when she sees Elmer and Adam ends up playing cat and mouse with the rodent before eventually capturing it. Thankfully, she wasn't too cheesed off and the two quickly go back to their cheesy one-liners.
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On the July 20, 2012 episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea marries Adam. When her groom first sees her in her dress, he calls her a "fuzzy little kitten with a ball of yarn." Sharon's presence in town had the potential to turn things pawsitively catastrophic when she let the cat out of the bag that she still loves Adam. Thankfully, he told her he's committed to Chelsea and the wedding couldn't have gone more purrfectly.
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On this episode of The Young and the Restless, Chelsea wears an embroidered peasant top. It is no wonder with a life as crazy as hers that she would want a traditional wedding. Then again, Chelsea most likely never pictured she would be marrying a man who would be the brother of the woman whose marriage she tried to sabotage after getting paid to get pregnant with her husband's child. She'd do best to harp on those conventional vows and the familiar white wedding dress because unfortunately, there is nothing traditional about the Newman clan she will soon be joining.